Charles Scott Bell

A comedy sketch written by Charles Scott Bell

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INT. HOME OFFICE - DAY

SCOTT sits behind his desk, browsing Indeed, drinking coffee.

JAY violently swings the door open. Scott spills some of his coffee, reaching to pull up a Canva tab.

JAY

What’d we talk about?

Scott looks defeated.

SCOTT

Uhh, the door?

JAY

That’s right. Leave that shit open. We good?

SCOTT

Ok.

JAY

Ok?

SCOTT

Yes sir.

Jay sips coffee. Eyes Scott. Turns and leaves.

Scott breathes, slumps back in his chair.

CUT TO:

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

Office-style interview setup. Scott answers questions.

SCOTT

Yeah, so... my job went remote during Covid. I was really into it at first, but eventually I just lost motivation. Jay responded to my Craigslist ad a few weeks ago. He’s from a local firm. They provide at-home bosses for people like me. People experiencing remote work burnout.

EXT. STREET - DAY

Scott washes Jay’s car as Jay stands over him, sipping coffee. Jay inspects the side of his car, pointing out spots that Scott missed.

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

Back to interview setup.

JAY

There’s no firm.

INT. KITCHEN - DAY

Scott pours himself a fresh cup of coffee. Jay intercepts it. Takes a sip. Spits it out.

JAY

What the fuck is this?

SCOTT

My coffee --

Jay throws the coffee in Scott’s face.

JAY

It’s cold.

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

Back to the interview.

SCOTT

It’s been great. Yeah. I’ve been getting a lot done.

CUT TO:

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

Back to the interview.

JAY

I don’t know what he does. I stay on his ass, though.

INT. HOME OFFICE - DAY

Jay crashes into the office.

JAY

Where are those reports?

SCOTT

Uhh.

JAY

I need ’em. Today!

SCOTT

But, I’m a graphic design--

JAY

Get your ass back on that spreadsheet!

Jay leaves the room. Scott turns to open a spreadsheet. Doesn’t know where to begin. Jay pops back in.

JAY (CONT’D)

And go to Starbucks. I need some real coffee.

INT. SCOTT’S CAR - DAY

Scott waits in line at Starbucks. Talks to the interviewer.

SCOTT

20%. Before taxes.

He’s handed his order.

SCOTT (CONT’D)

Maybe it’s steep, but I’ve been happy so far. I think it’s been worth it.

He drives off. Spills coffee in his lap.

SCOTT (CONT’D)

Shit. Fuck.

INT. HOME OFFICE - DAY

Scott walks into the office. GARY is setting up another computer at a new desk. Jay is standing over him.

SCOTT

What’s going on?

JAY

This is Gary. He’s our new IT guy.

Jay leaves the room while Scott starts to question, pulling the coffee from Scott’s hands on his way out.

SCOTT

Like... from Comcast?

Scott blinks.

Gary pulls Scott’s coffee from his hand. Makes a cheers gesture. Returns to his seat. Scott stands holding an empty tray.

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

SCOTT

Maybe it’ll be good to have coworkers.

STEVE steps over him, interrupting the interview.

STEVE

Hey. Sorry. Where’s the bathroom?

CUT TO:

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

JAY

We’re expanding. Aggressively. I’ve got eight more desks on the way.

INT. BEDROOM - DAY

Scott walks into his bedroom. His bed has been replaced with an executive desk. Jay sits behind it.

JAY

Have a seat.

SCOTT

(while pulling out a chair, sitting down)

Where’s my bed --

JAY

Listen. We’re gonna have to let you go.

SCOTT

But... I live here.

JAY

Yeah...

Jay leans back in his chair.

JAY (CONT’D)

I’m gonna need those keys back.

EXT. THE STREET - DAY

Scott stands on the side of the street, holding a box full of personal items, still being interviewed by the documentary crew.

SCOTT

Can one of you give me a ride?

Off camera, crew responds.

CREW (O.S.)

What happened to your car?

SCOTT

I guess it’s... the company car now.

Jay drives up, checks the mail.

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

Back to main interview setup.

JAY

Sometimes, people need a little push. It builds character.

EXT. STREET - DAY

Scott gets into an Uber. Drives off. Gary and Steve carry Scott’s furniture out to the curb.

INT. LIVING ROOM - DAY

JAY

It’s a difficult job, but it’s rewarding. I feel like I’m really making a difference.

Jay smiles.

Cut to black.